FAQs for this Historic Day

Q: How will former President, George W. Bush be remembered in the annals of time?

A: I can't answer this, but I tend to agree with the theory of my good friend Mongo who always says: "Bush, only pawn in game of greedy, narrow-minded, near-sighted, sick, and twisted surrounding politicians' and advisors' life." The only thing I should add, my dear Mongo, is that one must always remember that good ole' W. didn't have to surround himself with such Hedleys.

Q: Did we win the war?

A: Hahahahahahahahaha. I'm not even dignifying that with an answer.

Q: Is Tom Brokaw gay?

A: Nope. You should pay more attention to the real news. I did hear that Zimbabwe is taking over the world though. I hope they have their language in Rosetta Stone already. C'mon guys, I'm looking for a cabinet position here.

Q: Do you think Dr. King dreamed that this would happen one day?

A: You're damn right he did, and what a fan-fucking-tastic dream it was.

Q: Will we be able to help Obama save our economy and change the world for the better by employing as many acts of random kindness and buying as many DVDs, music books, non-music books, instruments, and memory cards as each of us can humanely afford?

A: Yes. Sure, I might be a posimist, but, well, you'll see. In time my friend, in time...

Q: Did we do it?

A: Yes, we did do it. Go us. America...Fuck Yeah!